Saturday, November 8, 2008
Ugh....Have I mentioned I'm pregnant and miserable?
Just wanted to remind everyone that I should still be in your thoughts and prayers lest this election business occupy your minds too much. I just finished giving myself an insulin shot in the stomach. My back hurts and I can barely move. Joe makes himself chocolate chip cookies every night and I can't eat them! I am an armchair parent, yelling at the kids from my bed or the couch. I know this may be hard to believe, but no one here thinks I'm very fun to be around, and I haven't even complained about my flatulence yet. But I know, I know, it is not becoming for fat people to complain. If one is thin, one may say whatever they want, but if one is not, one must be Al Roker and laugh everything off. Joe bought me minty gum today--does that mean I have halitosis too? I'm going to go give myself a C-section with Joe's leatherman.
Posted by BettyDuffy at 8:25 PM