Tuesday, January 13, 2009

I wish it would happen to me

"Indiana police reported numerous crashes on slippery highways, including a truck that overturned and spilled 43,000 pounds of cheese, closing a busy highway ramp during the night in the Gary area."

Mmmm, cheeeeese.....

In related news, I'm resolving to lose some of my 43,000 pounds of cellulite.

4 comments:

John said...

I heard that the 43,000 lbs of spilt cheese almost made the air in Gary breathable.

ba-dum--tsh.

Emily J. said...

What kind of cheese was it? Ben would be happy to help them clean up if it were something sharp and pungent.

BettyDuffy said...

Roquefort!!???

BettyDuffy said...

Or Double Gloucester with Stilton?